ats and science…a very possible weird combinations =p
Law of Cat Inertia
  A cat at rest will tend to remain at rest, unless acted upon by
  some outside force - such as the opening of cat food, or a nearby
  scurrying mouse.
Law of Cat Motion
  A cat will move in a straight line, unless there is a really good
  reason to change direction.
Law of Cat Magnetism
  All blue blazers and black sweaters attract cat hair in direct
  proportion to the darkness of the fabric.
Law of Cat Thermodynamics
  Heat flows from a warmer to a cooler body, except in the case
  of a cat, in which case all heat flows to the cat.
Law of Cat Stretching
  A cat will stretch to a distance proportional to the length of
  the nap just taken.